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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-24-2017, 08:16 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/24/17

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why.

The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations.

The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He will tell Johnny a lie so big that he will never tell another one. Ever.

The next day, Johnny shows up two hours late.

The teacher asks Johnny why he is so late

Johnny says, "Actually, I was two hours early today so I had time to fish in the pond on my way to school. I caught a 17-pound trout and had to take it home. If I didn't clean it and freeze it, my mom would've been angry. That's why I'm so late".

The teacher promptly takes him to the principal's office and explains the story to the principal.

The principal tells Johnny about his own trip to school that day.

He says, "I was walking to school through the park on the trail today when I heard something behind me. I turned around and was shocked to see a giant grizzly bear behind me. He was 24 feet tall and had 6-inch fangs. He was going to eat me, Johnny! Just then a little dog ran out from the bushes, jumped up and attacked the bear. The little dog killed the bear and then ate the whole bear right there in front of me. What do you think of that, Johnny?"

Johnny replies, "Oh yeah, that's my dog Sparky. That's his third bear this week."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-24-2017, 08:23 AM
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Who's schooling who?

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Little Johnny wins again.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #4 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-24-2017, 09:57 AM
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Calling this a JOTD was a bigger lie than the bear story.
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ďThere is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.Ē
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So how does telling a lie not make Johnny ever tell another lie , ever? Not to mention how is this a joke?

"Lazy people think of the easy way to do the hard stuff"
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Was the principles name Brian ?

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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So how does telling a lie not make Johnny ever tell another lie , ever? Not to mention how is this a joke?

You sure have a lot of questions. Have you ever considered a reading comprehension course?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Was the principles name Brian ?



I believe it was and is.

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Calling this a JOTD was a bigger lie than the bear story.

What should I have called it?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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You sure have a lot of questions. Have you ever considered a reading comprehension course?
Si comprende, no hablo en joke en dias. Por que?

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