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Joke of the Day 7/20/16

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Retarded Grandparents


Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following: We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house , but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida .

Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles , and wear name tags , because they don't know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on.

At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape. Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.
 
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Ron, with Your background, I thing You would make a good "old guy in the doll house".

Then you could lease out the golf cart for faster early bird trips!
 
#6 ·
I can see it now......


Ron flags down a golf cart driver from his doll house guard shack.

Ron: Do you know why I stopped you?

Golf cart driver: No I don't officer.

Ron: I clocked you doing ten mph in and eight mph zone. Where's the fire?
 
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dc 21 said:
I can see it now......


Ron flags down a golf cart driver from his doll house guard shack.

Ron: Do you know why I stopped you?

Golf cart driver: No I don't officer.

Ron: I clocked you doing ten mph in and eight mph zone. Where's the fire? Neither do I. Where are my pants?
 
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