Subject: Saudi Air Cleared to Land.....
Southerner's are so polite!
Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R. -Allah is Great."
Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER-- ATLANTA TOWER!!!!!!"
Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"
Atlanta Tower: "Well, bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on
ahead now and tell Allah, "Hey, from us."