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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-17-2016, 10:48 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 2/17/16


Subject: Saudi Air Cleared to Land.....

Southerner's are so polite!

Atlanta Tower: "Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta . Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's
runway 9R - Allah be Praised."

Atlanta Tower: "Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway
9R. -Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: "ATLANTA TOWER-- ATLANTA TOWER!!!!!!"

Atlanta Tower: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!"

Atlanta Tower: "Well, bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all go on
ahead now and tell Allah, "Hey, from us."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-17-2016, 12:31 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/17/16

Yes dis yoke is speak about di aluta airplane port is so funny I [email protected] to laugh

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/17/16

Sounds terminal.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 02-17-2016, 03:31 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/17/16

Great work by the controller to actually get them both to the scene of the crash at the exact same time........

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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