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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2016, 11:27 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 2/16/16

Son: Dad, I want to get married.

Father: First, tell me you're sorry.

Son: For what?

Father: Say sorry.

Son: But for what ? What did I do?

Father: Just say sorry.

Son: But...what have i done wrong ?

Father: Say sorry!

Son: WHY?

Father: Say sorry!!

Son: Please, just tell me why?

Father: Say sorry!!!

Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry!

Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2016, 11:49 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/16/16

HPA: dc21, say you're sorry.

dc21: For what?

HPA: For telling the same joke multiple times.

Shoot straight

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Re: Joke of the Day 2/16/16

Was kind of a sorry joke, but better than staring at a blank page..sorry dc..
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2016, 12:51 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/16/16

That's a sorry joke, really more sorry is that there's a lot of truth in it

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post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-16-2016, 01:30 PM Thread Starter
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/16/16

How about this scenario.......


Wife: Say you're sorry.

Husband: Say I'm sorry? What did I do?

Wife: Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you.

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-17-2016, 02:38 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/16/16

Poor guy doesn't have a prayer...she's definitely made the act of contrition more difficult.

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