Joke of the Day 2/9/16 - The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-09-2016, 09:57 AM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 37,482
Back To Top
Joke of the Day 2/9/16


The lawyer says to the wealthy art collector tycoon, "I have some good news
and, I have some bad news."

"I've had an awful day, let's hear the good news first," replies the tycoon.

The lawyer says, "Well your wife invested $5,000 in two pictures this week that she figures are worth a minimum of $20 to $30 million."

The tycoon replies enthusiastically, "Well done.my wife is so smart! You've just made my day; now what's the bad news?"

The lawyer answers, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
dc 21 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-09-2016, 11:06 AM
The Man
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: 2E
Posts: 5,756
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 2/9/16



Pretty good return on invest(igation)ment

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
Bates is offline  
post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-09-2016, 12:34 PM
Regular Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2015
Location: DelCo/Huntingdon Co
Posts: 1,802
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 2/9/16

Hate when that happens
capt rudy is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-09-2016, 01:28 PM
The Man
 
buzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bradford County
Posts: 8,132
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 2/9/16

Wow, he's a lucky guy to have a secretary who is worth millions...............

Your never to old to learn something stupid
buzz is offline  
post #5 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-09-2016, 07:04 PM
Moderator
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Washington County PA
Posts: 11,824
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 2/9/16

That's not me I did not have pictures with that woman...

NRA Benefactor Member
NWTF Member
Born2Hunt is offline  
post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 02-10-2016, 12:47 AM
Diehard Outdoorsman
 
pahoytman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: South Central, PA
Posts: 3,016
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 2/9/16


UNITED WE STAND! NRA LIFE MEMBER
pahoytman is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome