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Joke of the Day 2/7/16

A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving home from work. As he was tuning into the evening news, the phone rang. The doctor calmly answered it and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line.

"We need a fourth for poker," said the friend. "I'll be right over," whispered the doctor.

As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, "Is it serious?"

"Oh yes, quite serious," said the doctor gravely. "In fact, three doctors are there already!"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/7/16

I would "bet" they all have to have a good "poker face" and be able to "bluff" their wives really good.
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Three of a kind...working on a full house.

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He wasn't being straight with the Mrs.

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The big chicken...he must not have a pair.

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It now becomes 4 of a kind...
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If were only 2 Doc's would that be a paradox???

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Those doctors are smooth liars, like when the doctor told me "Oh yeah your insurance should pay for most of this "
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If were only 2 Doc's would that be a paradox???

What a pairofboxes have to do with it ?
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