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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-05-2016, 11:47 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 2/5/16

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.

1st kid says "A computer".

Teacher replies "That's be very useful."

2nd kid says "A new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.

Little Johnny pops up and says: " At my house we don't need anything."

The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.

Little Johnny replies, "Nope I'm sure! When my sister started dating a Muslim,

I remember Dad saying, "Well, that's the last darn thing we need."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-05-2016, 12:59 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/5/16

The un edited version was better, except it would have put you on permanent vacation... and darn works well on here...
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/5/16

I see the cut and paste option is working again

My ability to remember lyrics from songs of the 60's far exceed my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/5/16

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I see the cut and paste option is working again
Yes, and working very well.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/5/16

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.
Always hated when teachers asked tough questions first thing in the morning. At least this one waited until after first period.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/5/16

Muslim on a boat

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post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-05-2016, 09:40 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 2/5/16

Obviously Johnny's dad had no idea that Johnny's sister was dating the girl on the boat.......

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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