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Joke of the Day 1/31/16


An older gentleman was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.

"Yes, Dad, what is it?"

"Don't be nervous, son; do your best, and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife....for the rest of her life."

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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If he screws it up, he's gonna learn a new definition of "single payer system".

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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"No nurse not those glasses , the ones with the double magnification"
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My ability to remember lyrics from songs of the 60's far exceed my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen
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That just ain't right.
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