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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-30-2016, 10:45 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 1/30/16

Wife's Diary: Tonight, I thought my husband was acting strange.

We went to a nice restaurant for dinner. I thought he was upset by the fact that I was a bit late, but he said nothing about it. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was something I had done. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.'

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, and again he said nothing. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm sure his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

Husband's Diary: Boat wouldn't start, can't figure it out!!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 15 (permalink) Old 01-30-2016, 12:57 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 1/30/16

He's got a serious problem like that, and he's wasting time writing in his diary?

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Not only that, he lost valuable time by going to dinner with her.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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He obviously does not have all oars in the water if he is keeping a diary...

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HaHaHa A lot of truth in that joke
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dear diary,
my date really seemed to enjoy dinner tonight .
she made a smart comment about the color of my shirt.
Wont be seeing her again
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dear diary,
my date really seemed to enjoy dinner tonight .
she made a smart comment about the color of my shirt.
Wont be seeing her again
What she doesn't like camo????

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dear diary,
my date really seemed to enjoy dinner tonight .
she made a smart comment about the color of my shirt.
Wont be seeing her again
It is good you started wearing shirts to dinner..Many places now have signs.. no shoes.. no shirt.. no service...
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dear diary,
my date really seemed to enjoy dinner tonight .
she made a smart comment about the color of my shirt.
Wont be seeing her again
What she doesn't like camo????


Not sure cause she didn't see my underwear , she didn't like Salmon color
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dear diary,
my date really seemed to enjoy dinner tonight .
she made a smart comment about the color of my shirt.
Wont be seeing her again
It is good you started wearing shirts to dinner..Many places now have signs.. no shoes.. no shirt.. no service...


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