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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 01-29-2016, 10:42 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 1/29/16


Three strangers strike a conversation in the airport lounge in Fargo, North Dakota, awaiting their flights.

One is an American Indian, passing thru from Devils Lake. Another is a cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show. The third is a
fundamentalist Arab student from the Middle East, newly arrived at University of North Dakota.

Their discussion drifts to their diverse cultures.

Soon, the two Westerners learn the Arab is a devout, radical Muslim and the conversation falls into an uneasy lull.

The cowboy leans back in his chair, crosses his boots on a magazine table and tips his big sweat-stained hat forward over his face. The wind
outside is blowing tumbleweeds around and the old windsock is flapping, but still no plane comes.

Finally, the American Indian clears his throat and softly speaks. "At one time here, my people were many, but sadly, now we are few."

The Muslim student raises an eyebrow and leans forward, "Once my people were few," he sneers, "and now we are many. Why do you suppose that is?"

The North Dakota cowboy shifts his toothpick to one side of his mouth, and from the darkness beneath his Stetson says in a drawl, "That's 'cause we
ain't played Cowboys and Muslims yet, but I do believe it's a-comin' ".

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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I do believe it is, very soon!
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Start the game with our pres
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