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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-11-2015, 09:50 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/11/15


A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery.

Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.

A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."

"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 08-11-2015, 12:39 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/11/15

If my wife sees this, I want you to know, dc, this is just plain wrong.

If she's not, this is just plain hysterical!

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Re: Joke of the Day 8/11/15

I heard he asked the gravediggers to give him any night crawlers they find.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/11/15

My, how disrespectful....He could of had her cremated and taken her along.

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Re: Joke of the Day 8/11/15

Are you kidding? He has enough with the fishing equipment to carry.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/11/15

dc I've noticed a lot of affirmative replies lately on JOTD, the staff might soon DEMAND another pay increase..it will probably soon be going to the JWU ( Joke writers union) for review...
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/11/15

Ron, don't let him trick you into that profit sharing deal like he tried with me............

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I am not getting into the sharing then, when the jokes are bad and the boo's start I don't want a share of that...
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I'm thinking about giving you a title.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/11/15

Just like the government , we don't give you a raise but we give you a title
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