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Joke of the Day 8/10/15

Skinny Dipping

An elderly man in Florida had owned a
large farm for several years. He had a
large pond in the back.
It was properly shaped for swimming,
so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some orange
and lime trees.

One evening the old farmer decided to
go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond,
he heard voices shouting and laughing
with glee. As he came closer, he saw it
was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made them aware of his presence,
and they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him,
'We're not coming out until you leave!'

The old man frowned and said,
'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked, or make you get out
of the pond naked. '
Holding the bucket up he said,
'I'm here to feed the alligator.'

Some old men can still think fast.
I wish I were one of them.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 08-10-2015, 12:15 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/10/15

They should be more careful of where they swim.

Shoot straight

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That's a goodin
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