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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-07-2015, 12:03 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/7/15



A minister was completing a temperance sermon. After telling his flock about the evils of alcohol, with great emphasis he shouted,

'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he shouted,

'And if I had All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he shouted as loud as he could,

'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he said, now we'll sing a hymn and he sat down ...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing,

"For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,

'"We Shall Gather at the River"

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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-07-2015, 01:03 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/7/15

At least the river isn't dry unlike something else in this thread....
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post #3 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-07-2015, 01:44 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/7/15

I apologize
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/7/15

Also with would be easier to teach to poor to fish...

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post #5 of 5 (permalink) Old 08-07-2015, 04:00 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/7/15

Huh?

I think B2H is already at the river!

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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