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Joke of the Day 8/5/15

I was in a bar the other day and I overheard three very hefty women talking.

Their accents appeared to be Scottish so I approached them and asked, "are you three lassies from Scotland?"

And one of them angrily screeched, "it's WALES you bloody idiot, WALES."

So I apologized and said, "I'm very sorry, are you three Whales from Scotland."

And that's the last thing I remember.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Never mess with a woman that is bigger than you,stay at least an arm and a half length away.First thing I usually do is look at their feet If they are bigger than mine I walk away.
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Heat in the winter, shade in the summer!

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Now that's information I can use. Thanks for the tip.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Good info right there.

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first place.
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it's WALES you bloody idiot, WALES."

They told you they were wales from wales.........yet you insisted on telling them they were from Scotland.............you had that coming, next time...pay tention................

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See, this is why the English language is so difficult. The words Wales and whales sound alike but are spelled differently and have different meanings.

That kind of stuff can get a guy in a lot of trouble.

This time it darn near kilt me.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Still laughing. You are on a roll so keep up the good work. Wales /Whales? Too funny!

Good night Chesty, wherever you are......
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