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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-04-2015, 12:00 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/4/15

The ABC's of aging......



Aís for arthritis;
Bís the bad back,
Cís the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, canít read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which Iíd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressureĖIíd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, wonít mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that donít grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and Iíll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; thereís bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, thatís ďdizzy,Ē you know.
W is for worry, NOW whatís going íround?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year Iím left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still haveĖ in my mind.

Iíve survived all the symptoms, my bodyís deployed, And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/4/15

It's definitely not as easy as 1-2-3, that's for sure.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/4/15

I feel better now I only suffer from 18 of the above.

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first place.
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post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-04-2015, 06:04 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/4/15

I just left my cardiologists meeting, I feel better now.
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post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-04-2015, 09:53 PM Thread Starter
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I just took down a concrete and cinder block wall and every bone, muscle and joint is aching. Now it's Miller Time.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/4/15

Wow, hope you have enough Miller to overcome this huge wall you tackled..........


Your never to old to learn something stupid
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You had to go and tell everybody, didn't you?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 08-04-2015, 11:29 PM
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Chances are you will sleep good tonight,I need a job like that..
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