Joke of the Day 8/4/15
The ABC's of aging......
Aís for arthritis;
Bís the bad back,
Cís the chest pains, perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, canít read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which Iíd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressureĖIíd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, wonít mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, the bones that donít grow!
P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few, just give me a pill and Iíll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; thereís bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;
V is for vertigo, thatís ďdizzy,Ē you know.
W is for worry, NOW whatís going íround?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y is another year Iím left here behind,
Z is for zest that I still haveĖ in my mind.
Iíve survived all the symptoms, my bodyís deployed, And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious