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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-03-2015, 11:01 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 8/3/15


SIGN! SIGN, EVERYWHERE A SIGN.......





In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."




On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels




At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place."




On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."




On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."




At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."





On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."




In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."




On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."




At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet................miss a car payment."




Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."




In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"




At the Electric Company
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, YOU will be delighted."




In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."




In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."



At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."




CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"Best place in town to take a leak."




And the best one for last...

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
"Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-03-2015, 11:11 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/4/15

getting a little ahead of ourselves I see...

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Re: Joke of the Day 8/3/15

I tried to sneak it by you again TD but it's like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 08-03-2015, 11:38 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 8/3/15

"Like Sands through an hourglass, these are the days of our lives"

ease up with the sand

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