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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-27-2015, 11:03 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/27/15




The Alphabet of Marriage

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.

He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."

She asks ... "What does that mean?"

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous and Hot!"

She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"

He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"

The swelling in his right eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his left eye.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-27-2015, 01:45 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/27/15

ROFLMBO!

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/27/15

What happened with L thru Z? They're prolly feeling hurt, and not wanted.

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/27/15

A wife should never ask more than one question about a topic.

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/27/15

the nfl is running alot of domestic violence ads. sounds like she needs to watch more football.....

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