The Alphabet of Marriage
After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy,Gorgeous and Hot!"
She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his right eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his left eye.