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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-25-2015, 11:07 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/25/15

Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.

His friends at the club are all amazed.

At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'

Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!'

They are stunned, but continue to ask. So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'

'I lied about my age', Bob replies.

'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'

Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 95.'

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-25-2015, 11:40 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/25/15



Score one for the good guys!

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/25/15

https://youtu.be/2TnkJ8_BmSI

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/25/15

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