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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-23-2015, 07:31 PM Thread Starter
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Lions, Tigers, Bears, SNAKES TOO.

Ok, I'm not sure if it's all these Snake threads cropping up, or a mix of other things, but I'm feeling bloated and quite vulnerable lately. The guys on the Snake threads keep suggesting some of us are less than manly for fearing the slithering vipers. Or, maybe it's the impending appointment coming up first week of August that has me so skeert ? You know, I've peered through 100's of scopes in my lifetime, but never had one peer through me. The anxiety is mounting, and it's to the point that I'm actually glad there are 31 days in July, and not 30, so's it gives me an extree day before the big day.

Well, I told ma I was feeling a bit melancholy, so she suggested I stop over , and stay for a few days, minutes. Gosh I just don't know what to make......... Hang on fella's.

"What's that Ma ? Ya, that's my old 45 record".

"What's that Ma ? No I don't know why I'm listening to "I Feel Pretty" from West Side Story".

Geez she can be nebby.

"What's that Ma ? No I don't need another quilt, I'm fine".

Kinda checkin' out the ole bedroom for a... a... a minute or two. It seems...... geez, hang on fella's.

"What's that Ma ? okay, okay. I know the Chicken Soup is better hot than cold. I'll be down soon. I'm talkin' to some fella's on the Interweb"

Oh well, I'm hoping to work through this so's I don't get the Man-Card Revocation Notice in the mail. I hear it's.......... hang on.

"What's that Ma ? Who's on the phone ? Wife ? She said what, it's been 10 days and she's starting to miss me ? Ya, ya, tell her I'll be home soon."

Well, I better get to skidaddlin'. Before I go though, I got a question for yinz. I been thinkin' on gettin' me a .243 in Pink Camo on Stainless. Would like the Bull Barrel and 2" Recoil Pad, to lessen the shoulder shock. Yinz fella's recommend a good manufacturer ?

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-23-2015, 07:45 PM
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Re: Lions, Tigers, Bears, SNAKES TOO.


Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Lions, Tigers, Bears, SNAKES TOO.

I think you're just in need of some exercise.I hear Jane Fonda has some good work out tapes.
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Re: Lions, Tigers, Bears, SNAKES TOO.

.......... before you graduate to some Richard Simmons.

Seriously I just think you need to have your meds on auto-fill at CVS so you're never without them.

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