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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-23-2015, 11:26 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/23/15




A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife.

"You come to the front door of the apartments. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow, push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come inside and the elevator is on the right. Get in, and with your elbow, push 3rd Floor. When you get out, I'm on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell. OK?"

"Grandma, that sounds easy, but, why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow? .........

"What . .. . .. .. You're coming empty handed?"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-23-2015, 11:37 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/23/15

No, he's coming with his wife.

Shoot straight

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/23/15

That's dangerous...a fella could damage his funny bone.

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/23/15

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That's dangerous...a fella could damage his funny bone.
I think this joke may have done that....

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/23/15

I don't mind company coming over empty handed, what I don't like is when they are empty handed and say " I was gonna bring blah blah blah but ,,"
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I hate when they bring blah, blah, blah.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/23/15

I just make sure they leave empty handed..
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