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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-21-2015, 11:22 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/21/15


An old lady is rocking away the last of her days on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when--all of a sudden--a fairy godmother appears in front of her and informs her that she will be granted three wishes.

"Well, now," says the old lady, "I guess I would like to be really rich."

*** POOF *** her rocking chair turns to solid gold.

"And, gee, I guess I wouldn't mind being a young, beautiful princess."

*** POOF *** she turns into a beautiful young woman.

"Your third wish?" asks the fairy godmother.

Just then the old woman's cat wanders across the porch in front of them.

"Ooh--can you change him into a handsome prince?" she asks.

*** POOF *** there before her stands a young man more handsome than
anyone could possibly imagine.

She stares at him, smitten. With a smile that makes her knees weak, he
saunters across the porch and whispers in her ear:

"Bet you're sorry you had me neutered."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 5 (permalink) Old 07-21-2015, 12:04 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/21/15

JOTD is shooting blanks today.

Shoot straight

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You've been waiting a long time to use that line, haven't you?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/21/15

Sounds like purrfect revenge to me.

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/21/15

She's gonna need a bigger litter box to..............

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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