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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-20-2015, 11:40 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/20/15

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.

The store clerks called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.

The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.

He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the
Catholic Hospital he was taken to.

A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.

"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the
irritated nun.

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns
are married to God."

The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/20/15

This joke needs surgery....
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/20/15

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This joke needs surgery....
But it left you in stitches. Right?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-20-2015, 01:39 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/20/15

Points scored for the joke of the day: NUN...

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/20/15

that joke was an abortion.
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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 07-20-2015, 05:29 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/20/15

I was gonna say that much have been a great joke to get john back over here but after what JH wrote maybe not
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