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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-17-2015, 10:52 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/17/15

THE HAIRCUT
Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for
him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you ' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill , the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there
were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-17-2015, 11:11 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/17/15

If it weren't for the truth, the humor would be lost.

Shoot straight

People are sick of politicians, and me, I hate cats in the house.
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/17/15

dc21, with your permission that is going on my facebook feed

as waylon would say,
dont go taking me seriously
cause i poked at you in fun
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-17-2015, 12:21 PM Thread Starter
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Be my guest.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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