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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 07-16-2015, 12:47 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/16/15

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family, said the man. To show you how much we care for you, Im making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations.

The son-in-law interrupted, I hate factories. I cant stand the noise.

I see, replied the father-in-law. Well, then youll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.

I hate office work, said the son-in-law. I cant stand being stuck behind a desk all day.

Wait a minute, said the father-in-law. I just make you half-owner of a moneymaking organization, but you dont like factories and wont work in a office. What am I going to do with you?

Easy, said the young man. Buy me out.

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/16/15

Kid is cut out to be a politician...........

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/16/15

And he was never seen or heard from ever again.

Good night Chesty, wherever you are......
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