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Joke of the Day 7/15/15


A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Hillary Clinton fans.

Not really knowing what a Hillary Clinton fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... again.

Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Hillary Clinton fan."

The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Hillary Clinton?"

Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."

The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.

Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Hillary Clinton fan."

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 07-15-2015, 11:05 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/15/15

Smart kid

Shoot straight

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True story too.

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He also could have responded with, "What difference does it make?"

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He also could have responded with, "What difference does it make?"
Or............. "Close. But no cigar."

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I like it. Johnny has done it again.

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Or............. "Close. But no cigar."


True!

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