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Joke of the Day 7/12/15

It just dawned on me why Mayberry was such a peaceful, quiet and happy place.......Nobody was married.

Here are the single people that come to mind, Andy, Barney, Aunt Bee, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T. Bass, the Darlin Family, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara....

In fact the only one that was married was Otis and he stayed drunk all the time.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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I love the single life.........sometimes it gets a little lonely......but all in all it is o.k.
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I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for.

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Aunt Bee is the type of chick I would go for, a great cook, soft spoken..
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I loved that show as a kid but now that you have pointed out this obvious slam against the institution of matrimony I am greatly offended by the subliminal message it sent and hold it responsible for my being married, associated alcoholism, and eventual divorce. Also, I spent a number of years in the Marine Corps and that, I know now, is Gomer's fault!

Good night Chesty, wherever you are......
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I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for.
Aunt Bee, wasn't she that cousin to Bo and Luke Duke? The one that wore the short cut-off jeans? Yep, she'd be my type!

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I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for.
Aunt Bee, wasn't she that cousin to Bo and Luke Duke? The one that wore the short cut-off jeans? Yep, she'd be my type!
No !!!

That was Ellie Mae !! And she's MY type !!!

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I'm thinking that Aunt Bee was the type of chick BCoz would go for.
Aunt Bee, wasn't she that cousin to Bo and Luke Duke? The one that wore the short cut-off jeans? Yep, she'd be my type!
You just dream of Aunt Bee wearing those Daisy Dukes, don't you?

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