Joke of the Day 7/9/15
A HEART SURGEON
Because of his stupidity and clumsiness, his teacher was always yelling
at him, "You're driving me crazy, Tyrone."
One day Tyrone's mama came to school to check on how he was doing.
The teacher told his mama honestly, that her son was simply a disaster,
getting very low marks, and that she had never seen such a stupid boy in
her entire teaching career.
The mom was so shocked at the feedback that she withdrew her son from
school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland.
25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an almost incurable
cardiac disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have open heart
surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform.
Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation,
which was successful.
When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome young
doctor smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk.
Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him
something but quickly died.
The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. Then he
turned around and saw our friend Tyrone, a janitor in the Clinic, who had
unplugged the life-support equipment in order to connect his vacuum
If you thought Tyrone had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high
likelihood that you voted for Obama.
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious