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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-06-2015, 11:54 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 7/6/15

A policeman brought four boys before a judge.

“They were causing an awful lot of commotion at the zoo, your Honor,” he said.

“Boys,” said the judge sternly, “I never like to hear reports of juvenile delinquency.

Now I want each of you to tell me your name and what you were doing wrong.”

“My name is George,” said the first boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”

“My name is Pete,” said the second boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”

“My name is Mike,” said the third boy, “and I threw peanuts into the elephant pen.”

“My name is Peanuts,” said the fourth boy."

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-06-2015, 04:01 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/6/15

That joke is NUTS!!

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/6/15

Ok, that got a chuckle!


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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 07-06-2015, 05:25 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/6/15

Grade A didn't see that punch line coming
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