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Joke of the Day 7/5/15

Questions that Haunt Me ...


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?


Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.


Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 07-05-2015, 01:31 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/5/15

nothing wrong with asking...that's how ya learn!

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/5/15

Why do girls have a PAIR of panties but just one bra ??

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/5/15

"Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?"

My guess would be that the extra penny is used to pay the JOTD staff's Mensa membership dues.

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/5/15

Mensa membership only gets a card, there is no money involved per the Mensa rules....
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Yeah.........and the membership card won't even get you 15% off at restaurants after 4:00 on Tuesdays......

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Re: Joke of the Day 7/5/15

And why when you get drunk and kiss your best friends girlfriend on the lips does he get mad. Just another one of those questions no one can answer
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Much better than getting drunk and kissing your best friend on the lips..
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/5/15

Much better than getting drunk and kissing your wife's best friend on the lips.

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Much better than getting drunk and kissing your wife's sister on the lips...........

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