Joke of the Day 7/4/15
It doesn't hurt to be cautious.......
I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 International Airport when this small
Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"
He says "No, why the heck you ask me that?
Is it because I'm Chinese?"
"No", I said,
"It's because you're drinking my beer, you little punk.