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Joke of the Day 7/4/15

It doesn't hurt to be cautious.......

I was standing at the bar of Terminal 3 International Airport when this small
Chinese guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.

I asked him, "Do you know any of those martial arts things, like
Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"

He says "No, why the heck you ask me that?
Is it because I'm Chinese?"

"No", I said,

"It's because you're drinking my beer, you little punk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/4/15

Another home run! Your material is getting better.

Good night Chesty, wherever you are......
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Re: Joke of the Day 7/4/15

I doubled the staff's pay and it paying off.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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This is fun to watch!

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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No wonder Ron could afford to just work weekends...........

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Another home run! Your material is getting better.

Ok i'm keeping it real here, triple maybe, homerun? come on
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Remember.......this is a "PG" ball park.........the fences are shorter......................

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Another home run! Your material is getting better.

Ok i'm keeping it real here, triple maybe, homerun? come on
Hey! If the umpire says it's a home run, it's a home run!

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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