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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-30-2015, 01:04 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/30/15


A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: “My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy.”

The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy’s nervousness builds. He remembers his father’s advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: “Do you like potato pancakes?” She says “No,” and the silence returns.

After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, “Do you have a brother?” Again, the girl says “No” and there is silence once again.

The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question: “If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?”

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/30/15

He should have told her a funny JOTD. Not this one of course, but one of them.


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Re: Joke of the Day 4/30/15

Time for Bucketheads recent training to kick in...........

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/30/15

I don't know about you guys but today's joke just pancaked me.

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Yo.....Buckethead..........a little tear gas......a pepper spray mortar.........something to stop this ........

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/30/15

Today's JOTD was pretty flat..
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