Joke of the Day 4/28/15 - The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 10:47 AM Thread Starter
Sage
 
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Philly, PA
Posts: 37,545
Back To Top
Joke of the Day 4/28/15

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing.
The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting.
The priest coughs to attract the drunk man's attention, but still the man says nothing.
The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.
Finally the drunk replies, ''No use knockin,' pal. There's no paper on this side either"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
dc 21 is online now  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 01:04 PM
The Man
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: 2E
Posts: 5,768
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 4/28/15

Sounds to me like he was sitting in his pew.

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
Bates is offline  
post #3 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 01:58 PM
Sage
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Townsend, DE
Posts: 52,307
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 4/28/15

Same thing happens at the WalMart dressing rooms.....
RonM is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #4 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 02:24 PM
The Man
 
buzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bradford County
Posts: 8,132
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 4/28/15

Quote:
Originally Posted by Bates
Sounds to me like he was sitting in his pew.
......that was funnier than the joke !!!!

Your never to old to learn something stupid
buzz is offline  
post #5 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 02:26 PM
The Man
 
buzz's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Bradford County
Posts: 8,132
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 4/28/15

Quote:
Originally Posted by RonM
Same thing happens at the WalMart dressing rooms.....
Got something you would like to tell us Ron? Were you by any chance ask to leave Walmart recently ?

Your never to old to learn something stupid
buzz is offline  
post #6 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 03:29 PM
Sage
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Townsend, DE
Posts: 52,307
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 4/28/15

They have my picture at the door with a big slash mark across it.., but only in 2 stores.....
RonM is offline  
post #7 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 04:05 PM
Diehard Outdoorsman
 
Retired_Rusty's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2012
Location: Susquehanna Valley
Posts: 4,715
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 4/28/15

Quote:
Originally Posted by RonM
They have my picture at the door with a big slash mark across it.., but only in 2 stores.....
If it is soon to be three,...

Keep it in Delaware!

ďThere is Truth in the Old Saying, That if you make yourself a Sheep, the Wolves will eat you.Ē
Benjamin Franklin, 1773
Retired_Rusty is online now  
post #8 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-28-2015, 06:20 PM
The Man
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: 2E
Posts: 5,768
Back To Top
Re: Joke of the Day 4/28/15

Quote:
Originally Posted by Retired_Rusty
Quote:
Originally Posted by RonM
They have my picture at the door with a big slash mark across it.., but only in 2 stores.....
If it is soon to be three,...

Keep it in Delaware!


This just keeps getting funnier!

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
Bates is offline  
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the The HuntingPA.com Outdoor Community forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.

User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in










Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome