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post #1 of 19 (permalink) Old 04-27-2015, 12:20 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/27/15

BBQ
Barbeque--it's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do. When a man
volunteers to do the' BBQ' the following chain of events are usually put
into motion.
1) The woman goes to the store.
2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.
3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging
beside the grill, drink in hand.
4) The man places the meat on the grill.
5) The woman goes inside to set the table and checks the vegetables.
6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.
7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.
8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.
9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
10) Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.
11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed' her night off' and, upon seeing
her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/27/15

well done!

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Rare to find a good woman!

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Your never to old to learn something stupid
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ruh roh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ar-fHMwm_A

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Funniest thing I've seen here in a long time!

And all done without a word!

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/27/15

What does the woman open the beer????

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/27/15

The strike is over.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Funniest thing I've seen here in a long time!

And all done without a word!
whatdoyamean? Funniest thing you've seen here in a long time?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/27/15

Blast that cursed dog of mine! Hacked my computer again.


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