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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-23-2015, 11:48 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/23/15

A woman was waiting in the checkout line at a shopping center. Her arms were laden with a mop and broom and other cleaning supplies. By her hard glances, mumbling and deep sighs, it was obvious she was in hurry and not a happy camper about the slowness of the line.

When the cashier called for a price check on a box of soap, the woman remarked indignantly, "Well, I'll be lucky to get out of here and home before Christmas!"

"Don't worry, ma'am," replied the clerk. "With a good tail wind and that brand new broom you have there, you'll be home in no time."

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/23/15



Broom, broom!

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/23/15

Hey, that's the same line I always get stuck in.
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The pleasant cashier I always get also
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/23/15

Did she put a curse on the clerk??

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witch clerk?

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