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Joke of the Day 4/22/15



A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

"OK" said the son. A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert." "Thanks Mom" replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back?"

The mother, now a little impatient with the boy replies, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods."

"That's great mom, so we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes and these humps to store water.....But Mom." "Yes son?"

"What the heck are we doing in the West Palm Beach Zoo?"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-22-2015, 11:54 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/22/15

guess what day it is?

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/22/15

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guess what day it is?
Bad Joke Day?

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/22/15

Would a camel eat a 1950's joke book ???????

Your never to old to learn something stupid
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/22/15

Camel toes, West Palm Beach, and hump day.

DC, you've made our day complete.

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Camel toes, West Palm Beach, and hump day.

DC, you've made our day complete.
No need to thank me. It's what I do.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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