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post #1 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-21-2015, 12:13 PM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/21/15


Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba's neighbors were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest Father John.

The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass ... And as Father John sprinkled holy water over him, he said, "You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.

Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. Father John was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/21/15

Story sounds fishie.....But I like it....

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I believe in miracles!

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/21/15

Can Bubba turn water into <span style="text-decoration: line-through">wine</span>...whiskey.........

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/21/15

Doesn't whiskey make Bubba shoot the jukebox?


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Re: Joke of the Day 4/21/15

The 1950s called. They want their joke book back.

Shoot straight

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Originally Posted by BCozhunter
The 1950s called. They want their joke book back.
Now that's original.

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/21/15

How do you know the tooth brush was invented in perry county pa.





If it was anywhere else in the country it would have been called a TEETH brush.
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