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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-20-2015, 11:11 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/20/15

WHILE ON A ROAD TRIP, AN ELDERLY COUPLE, STOPPED AT A PIZZA HUT FOR LUNCH.

AFTER FINISHING THEIR MEAL, THEY LEFT THE RESTAURANT, AND RESUMED THEIR TRIP TO PHOENIX.

WHEN LEAVING, THE ELDERLY WOMAN UNKNOWINGLY LEFT HER GLASSES ON THE TABLE, AND SHE DIDN'T MISS THEM UNTIL THEY HAD BEEN DRIVING FOR ABOUT FORTY MINUTES.

BY THEN, TO ADD TO THE AGGRAVATION, THEY HAD TO TRAVEL QUITE A DISTANCE BEFORE THEY COULD FIND A PLACE TO TURN AROUND, IN ORDER TO RETURN TO THE RESTAURANT TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES.

ALL THE WAY BACK, THE ELDERLY HUSBAND BECAME THE CLASSIC GROUCHY OLD MAN. HE FUSSED AND COMPLAINED,AND SCOLDED HIS WIFE RELENTLESSLY DURING THE ENTIRE RETURN DRIVE. THE MORE HE CHIDED HER, THE MORE AGITATED HE BECAME. HE JUST WOULDN'T LET UP FOR A SINGLE MINUTE.

TO HER RELIEF, THEY FINALLY ARRIVED AT THE RESTAURANT. AS THE WOMAN GOT OUT OF THE CAR, AND HURRIED INSIDE TO RETRIEVE HER GLASSES, THE OLD GEEZER YELLED TO HER "WHILE YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET MY HAT AND THE CREDIT CARD."

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-20-2015, 11:22 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/20/15

Is this joke in CAPITALS so the old folks can read it without their glasses? Or are you SHOUTING so we can hear it better?

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/20/15

Both. I thought, of all people, you would figure it out.

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I wonder if he remembered the tip...
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/20/15

Well.......he did leave the credit card there for a couple hours...........

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/20/15

All her fault.....I don't blame the man...........Well if she would have had her glasses on when they left the pizza Hut she would have seen the hat and credit card before they left..

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