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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-19-2015, 11:27 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/19/15

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?"
"Twenty-six," he said.

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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-19-2015, 11:47 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/19/15

I have always had a issue with people like that...............she is nagging a man she doesn't even know......just because he looked happy........and we know women can't stand that..........

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My ability to remember lyrics from songs of the 60's far exceed my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen
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Reminds me when I was 26....
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