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post #1 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2015, 11:04 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/18/15



MY NAME IS ALICE, AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN?

UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!í I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
THEN THAT UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED FACED, FAT-BUTT-GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-GUN ASKED,

'WHAT DID YOU TEACH?

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post #2 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2015, 11:18 AM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/18/15

getting her to answer the question was like puling teeth

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post #3 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2015, 03:01 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/18/15

The guy probably ended up with an ache but it wasn't a tooth.
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post #4 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2015, 06:30 PM
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Speaking of a toothache, today would be my 51st Wedding anniversary if I were still married..
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That one started off sounding like a different forum article, if ya know what I mean...

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post #6 of 6 (permalink) Old 04-18-2015, 10:35 PM
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That one came from JOTD staff, so careful what you say....
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