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Joke of the Day 4/16/15

Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/16/15

This joke is DOA.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/16/15

That would burn me up if he said that to me

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/16/15

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This joke is DOA.
Department of Agriculture?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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