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post #1 of 10 (permalink) Old 04-15-2015, 11:13 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/15/15

A guy walks into a bar in Detroit and says to the barkeep, what's the quickest way to get to Dearborn?

Barkeep says, are you walking or driving?

Guy says, driving.

Barkeep says, that's the quickest way.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/15/15

A fast moving joke
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/15/15

Ah little confused here.........first you said he " walked" into a bar, then he says he's driving.........wouldn't he have drove into the bar if he was driving.........

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/15/15

Yes, he parked his car outside the bar, as is customary, and walked in to ask directions.

Now, the only way he could drive in to the bar would be if he mistook the gas pedal for the brake pedal. It was not a drive thru bar. (Although, that might not be a bad idea). i.e. see the POTD.

Whew! Do I have to 'splain ever' thin' to you???

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Well it's going to take a lot longer to get to Dearborn if he keeps stopping at bars...........

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Well it's going to take a lot longer to get to Dearborn if he keeps stopping at bars...........

You sir, are extremely observant.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/15/15

I wasn't diving deiving driving of was wucking walking

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Is that your dentist?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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It is his barber
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Is that your dentist?





HAHAHA if that was my dentist i'd be doing my own root canals
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