Joke of the Day 4/13/15
An old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored, so he decided to open a medical clinic. He put up a sign outside that said, ďDr. Geezer's Clinic. Get your treatment for $500. If not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000, so he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, Iíve lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?Ē
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: ďAaagh! This is gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've gotten your taste back. Thatíll be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days of figuring out how to recover his money.
Dr Young: "Iíve lost my memory. I canít remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, thatís gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've gotten your memory back. Thatíll be $500."
Dr. Young, after having lost $1000, leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak. I can hardly see!Ē
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! Thatíll be $500."
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious