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Joke of the Day 4/12/15

An answer I can understand….. An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat."

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/12/15

If they were in their seats and fell backwards they'd still be in the boat as well! Just pointing that out

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I used to practice scuba diving by falling out of my boat backwards. As I get older I don't do that as much cuz the driveway really hurts more than it used to...............

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Park it in the grass duh!

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You should move the boat over to the grass. It might not hurt as much.

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An answer I can understand….. An American tourist asks an Irishman: "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which the Irishman replies: "If they fell forwards, they'd still be in the bloody boat."

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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I used to practice scuba diving by falling out of my boat backwards. As I get older I don't do that as much cuz the driveway really hurts more than it used to...............


Little things like that will keep the neighbors from stopping over too often.

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I used to practice scuba diving by falling out of my boat backwards. As I get older I don't do that as much cuz the driveway really hurts more than it used to...............




Little things like that will keep the neighbors from stopping over too often.



Not a chance... They line up, standing room only just to see what he is going to do next....Darwin Awards looking for television rights

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........and all this time I just thought it was the 73 pinto i am restoring, that they were stopping by to see.....

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They fall off backwards because are not anxious to sea????

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