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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 04-09-2015, 11:41 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/9/15



Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the Best
patients to operate on.

The first surgeon, from New York, says, 'I like to see accountants
on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'

The second, from Chicago, responds, 'Yeah, but you should try
electricians! Everything inside them is color coded.'

The third surgeon, from Dallas, says, 'No, I really think librarians
are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'

The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: 'You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.'

But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed:

'You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no brains, and no spine..
Plus, the head and the butt are interchangeable.

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/9/15

Verify your organ donor is NOT a politician....

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/9/15

That fifth surgeon sounds like he's all heart.

What's wrong with politicians, I ask you?


William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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