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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-08-2015, 04:31 PM Thread Starter
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Labor Pain - Not So Bad

Switching hats for a second...

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."

So the married couple decided that they would try this. The doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more."

So the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "Why don't you just put it all on me cause I'm not feeling a thing."

The doctor warned them, "This much could kill you if you're not prepared," and the husband replied "I'm ready."

So the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn't feel a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor.

When they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch.



True story.

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post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 04-08-2015, 04:35 PM
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Oh my , what that poor guy must have went through
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which time?

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You know what they say about mailmen, they deliver.

Its funny until somebody gets hurt, then its hilarious
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Is that why they invented the tramp stamp...............

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I told my wife she doesn't know the real pain I've suffered after eating 3 dozen super hot wings, jalapeno poppers, large pizza with everything and washing it down with a few malt beverages, getting up at 4:30 am, walking 2 miles to your stand while your stomach is gurgling and finding out you left the TP behind the truck seat.

I'm so far behind I think I'm in first place.
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I told my wife she doesn't know the real pain I've suffered after eating 3 dozen super hot wings, jalapeno poppers, large pizza with everything and washing it down with a few malt beverages, getting up at 4:30 am, walking 2 miles to your stand while your stomach is gurgling and finding out you left the TP behind the truck seat.


Now THAT'S suffering!

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