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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-08-2015, 10:58 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 4/8/15


These are classified ads, which were actuallhy placed in U.K. Newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little sucker!
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 bull for sale. Bull lives an alternate lifestyle.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer £100.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-08-2015, 12:15 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/8/15

Bargain basement joke book free to good home

wmu 3A
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/8/15

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**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


I have the same set!!!

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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post #4 of 4 (permalink) Old 04-08-2015, 04:04 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/8/15

Good Stuff
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