Joke of the Day 4/8/15
These are classified ads, which were actuallhy placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little sucker!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 bull for sale. Bull lives an alternate lifestyle.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer ¬£100.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
**** And the WINNER is... ****
FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, ¬£200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious