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Joke of the Day 4/5/15

A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front
of the car.

The driver, a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD.

The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry. A beautiful blonde woman driving down the road sees a man crying on the side of the road and pulls over.

She steps out of the car and asks the man what's wrong.

"I feel terrible," ! he explains, "I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."

The blonde says,"Don't worry."

She runs to her car and pulls out a spray can. She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny, bends down, and sprays the contents on him.

The Easter Bunny jumps up, waves a paw at the them and hops off down the road.

Ten feet away he stops, turns around and waves again, he hops down the road another 10 feet, turns and waves, hops another ten feet, turns and waves, and repeats this again and again and again and again, until he hops out of sight.

The man is astonished. He runs over to the woman and demands, "What is in that can? What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"

The woman turns the can around so that the man can read the label.

It says..




(Are you ready for this?)

(Are you sure?)


(You know you're gonna be sorry)

(Last chance)

(OK, here it is)

It says,

"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds a permanent wave."

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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post #2 of 8 (permalink) Old 04-05-2015, 12:22 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/5/15

You made my day,thank you.

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/5/15

Must be a defective can. It is not a permanent wave if he hops 10 ft. between them.

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Happy Easter DC!

William will you teach me how to write, Cassius will you show me how to fight.
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The driver is Lucky it was the Easter Bunny whereas, if it had been the Energizer Bunny. The auto driver may have been charged with battery???? At least the story has a Hoppy Ending.

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Happy Easter, Bates and to all!

It’s funny until somebody gets hurt, then it’s hilarious
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Bates, why do you only want dc to have a happy Easter, the rest of us just chopped liver...
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/5/15

this jotd dispells the myth about blonds being dumb.

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