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post #1 of 9 (permalink) Old 04-01-2015, 12:38 PM Thread Starter
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Dear Abby......

DEAR ABBY: I'm writing to brag about my boyfriend. He's a semi-professional alligator wrestler and super brave. It's a tough job and it takes him away from home a lot. It's also a very dangerous job. He often comes home with bite marks all over his neck and shoulders, and scratches on his back.

Want to know something weird about alligators? Their natural odor smells a lot like perfume. When my beau gets back from a tournament, he often reeks of it. The first time I smelled it on him, I was worried. But after he explained it to me, it made perfect sense. (Just another one of life's coincidences, I guess.)

We're so happy together. We have four beautiful children, and he promises we'll get married soon - right after the next tournament. I know you get lots of letters about bad relationships, so I thought I'd let you hear about a good one.
- Gator Girl in Florida

DEAR GATOR GIRL: That's a good one, all right. You may have thought you smelled perfume, but I smell a rat. Be glad your boyfriend doesn't wrestle cougars because I hear they wear indelible lipstick.

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Re: Dear Abby......

Hard to make a living wrasleing gators in Pa...........but the cougar population is making a comeback from what I hear...................

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Re: Dear Abby......

Does their natural odor smell like perfume?

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Re: Dear Abby......

Depends

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Re: Dear Abby......

Wait.....their natural odor smells like Depends?

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Re: Dear Abby......

Depends on the age of the cougar.

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^^^^ Enjoyed reading this! ^^^^


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And if said cougar should by chance resemble my ex, please accept my sympathy in advance.
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Re: Dear Abby......

Sayyyyyyyy, Is this really true ?

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