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Joke of the Day 4/1/15




A LADY WALKS INTO TIFFANY'S .. SHE LOOKS AROUND, SPOTS A BEAUTIFUL
DIAMOND BRACELET AND WALKS OVER TO INSPECT IT...

AS SHE BENDS OVER TO LOOK MORE CLOSELY,
SHE UNEXPECTEDLY FARTS...
VERY EMBARRASSED, SHE LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY TO
SEE IF ANYONE NOTICED HER LITTLE WOOPS AND PRAYS,
THAT A SALESPERSON WAS NOT ANYWHERE NEAR...
AS SHE TURNS AROUND, HER WORST NIGHTMARE MATERIALIZES IN
THE FORM OF A SALESMAN STANDING RIGHT BEHIND HER...
GOOD LOOKING AS WELL ..
COOL AS A CUCUMBER,
HE DISPLAYS ALL OF THE QUALITIES ONE WOULD EXPECT OF
A PROFESSIONAL IN A STORE LIKE TIFFANY'S...
HE POLITELY GREETS THE LADY WITH, 'GOOD DAY, MADAM ..
HOW MAY WE HELP YOU TODAY???
BLUSHING AND UNCOMFORTABLE,
BUT STILL HOPING THAT THE SALESMAN SOMEHOW
MISSED HER LITTLE 'INCIDENT', SHE ASKS,
'SIR, WHAT IS THE PRICE OF
THIS LOVELY BRACELET ??'
HE ANSWERS, "MADAM .. IF YOU FARTED JUST LOOKING AT IT -
YOU'RE GOING TO CRAP YOUR PANTS WHEN I TELL YOU THE PRICE

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 4/1/15

He was probably willing to carry on a long winded conversation with her, but it depends on whether or not she was filthy stinking rich.

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Pretty good stuff right there!

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Haha thanks for sharing!

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not quite gem quality

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Re: Joke of the Day 4/1/15

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not quite gem quality
It has a certain brilliance to it though. Don't you agree?

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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It also has a certain stench to it.............

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It also has a certain stench to it.............
True but only if you get too close.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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