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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-31-2015, 11:22 AM Thread Starter
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Joke of the Day 3/31/15



A man applies for a job as mechanic. The boss says, "Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and pop it back on your head?"

The mechanic nods yes, but is confused.

"Can you play sword fight with your wrench and another man's screwdriver?"

"Oh yes," says the mechanic.

"Can you bounce your screwdriver off the cement, grab it, whirl it around and put it in your belt like a gun?"

"Sir, I've been doing that for years!" says the wanna-be mechanic.

"Well in that case, I can't use you. I have 12 men doing that already!" says the boss.

Itís funny until somebody gets hurt, then itís hilarious
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/31/15

That was a trick quesstion
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post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 03-31-2015, 12:46 PM
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Re: Joke of the Day 3/31/15

That boss guy is a real tool.

I don't have ducks. I don't have rows. I have squirrels. And they're drunk.
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